George Lucas
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when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!
George Lucas has been a fan of Star Wars since the beginning. However, he only has a partial collection of the Star Wars Saga, owning only Episodes I, II, III, VI, and parts of V. He submitted an entry into Stephen's Green Screen Challenge.
He didn't win, but he received a T-shirt and a mug as a wonderful parting gift.
He is the only person to ever defeat Stephen in a Light Saber Battle.
Of course his real name is George L, Colbert just felt he deserved a legendary surname.
He serves on the board of C.A.F.E (Chinless Americans For Equality).
Needless to say such a sucessful man is a good cath.........I'm sorry? It turns out he's some sort of Methodists/Buddhaist type......well he's going to hell.
