Giraffe

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Giraffes are large mammals found in Africa , with really long necks

[edit] Why do they have long Necks?

Giraffes have long necks so they can look into the other gender's changing rooms (unless, of course, the giraffe is gay, in which case said giraffe will look into his own changing room.)

[edit] Common confusion with girrafes

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Many times when someone says "I like giraffes," it is misheard and can cause painful situations. When you say "I like giraffes" someone might think your saying "I like your ass" and they might slap your face. Really hard. Many people famous people have died in this manner, such as:

[edit] Giraffe porn

Ann Coulter, ministering the Gospel in Africa
Ann Coulter, ministering the Gospel in Africa

Giraffe porn is one of the most popular types of porn.Originally it was created only for male giraffes and lesbian female giraffes in the 1850's to keep them occupied. But one day the pornoligists saw how interested the humans were in mating with the giraffes, so they made a magizine called Playgiraffe. Pretty soon almost everybody started getting giraffe porn. A recent study shows that 87% of the worlds population watches giraffe porn.



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