Girl Scouts

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Girl Scouts

The logo for the Girl Scouts of the USA, made sometimes in the groovy 1960's and never updated to reflect changes in taste and style.

Founded in the early 1900's, the Girl Scouts is an organization which tries to promote all manner of lesbianism.

1 The Oath
2 Cookies
- 2.1 Varieties of Cookies
3 Traditional Merit Badges
4 Modernizing
5 Suggestions for New Merit Badges
6 See Also

The Oath

A museum piece: the Girl Scout uniform of the 1970's, which people 500 years from now will be able to cherish

On my honor, I will try:

To serve whatever* and my country,

To help people at all times,

And to live by the Girl Scout Law.

* Real Americans are trying to get this changed to God

Cookies

The girl scouts are known for the cookies they sell. No girl is allowed to leave the scouts until she sells her share of cookies. There are virtually an infinite number of flavors of girl scout cookies.

Varieties of Cookies

Thin Mints
Sugar
Nose Goblins
Pecan Smarties
Junior Fudge Hos
Crack Cocaine Chalet Cremes
American Samoas
Hash Brownies

Traditional Merit Badges

The Girl Scouts is really just a knock-off of Boy Scouts, but oddly gay. While they have no official stance on homosexuality, they do have an affiliation with Planned Parenthood and that is tantamount to being gay.

Along with their traditional "I Got My Period" badge and "I Learned The Truth At 17" Honorary Janis Ian Badge, the Girl Scouts have dozens, perhaps thousands of badges, some of which are listed below...

Cookie seller
Dressmaker
Leadership badge
Flight attendant badge
Secretarial badge
Baby-making badge
Homemaking badge

Modernizing

Recently with the help of The Greatest Administration Ever, groups like the Girl Scouts are receiving the help of The Lord, Jesus Christ and are on their way to becoming more American.

The Girl Scouts are hoping to change their image from that of lesbians in training to something more like proper Christian young ladies in training.

The Girl Scouts of America have asked Wikiality.com to assist them with the creation of merit badges which reflect their new direction.

Please post your suggestions below.