Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
From Wikiality
Welcome to Beautiful Guantanamo Bay, Cuba!
| We're not just a prison camp anymore! | 
|
Contents |
Gitmo Is A Special Place
Gitmo is a special place where people who believe the wrong things go to clear their heads or just relax and not think.
GITMO Tips
- Don't wear faggoty white uniforms. The Cubans love to shoot at officers.
- There is no page in the manual that tells you where the mess hall is.
- Don't drink the water.
GITMO, where a terrorist can be a terrorist, kick back and be assraped by lusty Cuban soldiers all day. Beautiful GITMO, where any American can live the real dream and expose himself to POW's for America's wellbeing. GITMO is the favored vacation spot of fascist dictator Fidel Castro, he lets out his steam on the prisoners. Be sure to stop by the GITMO gift shop, where scale models of Sadam Hussein being hung are sold for a reasonable price, and don't forget to pick up a piss cup, piss in it enough, once it's full you can pour it on the prisoners!!! Fun for all ages, GITMO is a fulfilling family experience, make sure you grandma is ready though, it's one wild ride! But please, don't go to where the screaming is coming from. A future resident is Hilary Clinton who has already booked a 4 year stay!
Virtual Tour
 The first step to visiting Gitmo is breaking sacred American law as these hippies did one day... |
 Covering the face would ensure no conspiring. |
 Camp Alpha, Beta, and Camp Gamma are classified facilities and only Camp Delta allows human rights watchers. |
 Shoot first, ask question later. ; ( |
 Caption #4 |
 You get your own locker... to live in. |
 Caption #6 |
