Glenn Beck
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Glenn Beck
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| Male | Nuance-Conservative |
| Birth | February 10, 1964 |
| Birthplace | U.S.A.! |
| Religion | Mormon |
| Occupation | Callin' it hows he sees it. |
| Fun Fact | Knows Muslims (some of his friends are Muslims, and he has been inside mosques) |
| AWWWWW YEAH, YA SICK TWISTED FREAK! | 
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~ Glenn Beck to Keith Ellison
Glenn Beck, is a Nobel prize-winning American reporter and Patriot who has his own show on CNN. For an entire hour, Glenn explains why he is right, and you are wrong, about everything. Glenn also enjoys shooting endangered species, in much the same way Dick Cheney enjoys shooting quails and hunting buddies.
What He Knows
According to Glenn, the following will happen in the near-future:
- The end of the world
- World War III
- Iran will invade Poland.
- Geraldo Rivera will get hit by a train
- John Kerry will transform into a fire-truck and call himself Optimus Prime
- Canada will steal all of America's taffy
- Glenn Beck will rule the world
- Poland will invade China. Of course America will be the final winner.
- His ass hurts
See Also
- Glenn Murphy, Jr. - he uses 2 n's too, cool!
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