Glenn Murphy, Jr.

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Glenn Murphy, Jr. is the head of the Young Republicans, a group of fine, young, upstanding citizens who help America.

The age of apathy is over. We are the children of Reagan.

~ Glenn at the 2007 Young Republicans National Convention

Mr. Murphy has been dragged kicking and screaming into a sex scandal by a young male whose penis inserted itself into young Glenn's supple mouth.

Due to the unwanted attention, Mr. Murphy had to leave his position with the group and is vacationing in Jacksonville, Florida until everyone can forget this ever happened.

Mr. Murphy will be spending the next two years in a special program, which gives him a special identification card for his wallet!

[edit] See Also

• Future Born Again Christians Club
• Revolving Door
• Jeff Gannon
• Glenn Beck - he uses 2 n's too, cool!

[edit] Do Not Also See

• airports
• bathrooms
• Larry Craig

[edit] External Tubes

• Majestic Excitement at the 2007 National Convention