God's Machineless Killers
From Wikiality
Not to be confused with bears, Godmachineless killers are servants of God who refuse to use any sort of machine, and kill those who would hurt freedom.
They killed the dinosaurs because they wouldn’t accept Jesus as their (eventual) savior. Though some say it was a bolide strike.
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