Executive/Cabinet/DoJ
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| Established: | June 22, 1870 |
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| Attorney General: | Alberto Gonzales |
| Deputy Attorney General: | Paul McNulty (former) |
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The DoJ is headed by former Dancing with the Stars Champion, and current King of England, Tucker Carlson.
[edit] Responsibilities
The Department of Justice is trusted with the honorable job of torturing the living crap out of anyone Un-American. (That's why it's the Department of Justice) America was given exclusive permission in the Geneva Conventions to use torture as a sole means of extracting information from satanic jihadists, Bearists, and Democrats.
(copy/pasted from "Department of Justice")
The Department of Justice is responsible for just that, dispensing Justice. While generally this involves a long and complicated trial, the Bush Administration is working to change this, making our courts obsolete and freeing up more tax money to fund the War on Terror.
[edit] NOTES
DoJ Fires Attorneys some claim they were fired because:
- they were not doing their job
- they were presiding over public corruption investigations


