Green Lung

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After a thorough examination,
Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. has diagnosed you with
Green Lung

A disorder similar to bronchitis

Symptoms

A person suffering from green lung will have the following symptoms:

  1. incessant coughing up of broccoli-like bouquets of mucus
  2. pine-shaped shadows appear in x-rays
  3. the sufferer experiences needle-like rashes

Causes

There is only one cause of green lung and that is an overdose of pine-freshness brought on by real Christmas Trees.

Cures

  • Artificial Christmas Trees
After a cursory review, the doctor recommends Green Lung undergo drastic invasive surgery and perhaps a few more medicines.
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