Gregory Meeks

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Gregory Meeks
has been interviewed for The Colbert Report's

Because Stephen can see neither race or gender, this is how he saw Rep. Meeks

How genderists and race-seers view Rep. Meeks.

Gregory Meeks is the Congressional Representative for New York's 6th district, The Fightin' 6th!

[edit] Attempted to Trick Dr. Colbert

Despite the mystery of Rep. Meek's race and gender, Dr. Colbert was able to decypher the language "Gregory" was speaking: American, although it is rumored that he/she is also able to speak Spanish^[1].

[edit] Who's Your Daddy, Meeks?

Contained in the vagueness of Meeks' race, gender and native language, was hiding a morsel of confused loyalties. Stephen was able to get Meeks to admit receiving his marching orders from Barbra Streisand^[2]!

[edit] The Jig Is Up!

Meeks claimed to be a "diplomatic congressman", vomitting his creed on Stephen and The Eagle's Nest audience:

To achieve peace, one must talk to one's enemy

Taking hold of this hateful diatribe, Stephen was able to disrobe Meek's real agenda: to help terrorists and establish gay marriage^[3].

And of course, this explains why Meeks cancelled his scheduled nailing to attend some homo-commie party held for his doppelganger, Fidel Castro.

[edit] Footnotes

1. ↑ Which wouldn't have thrown off Stephen's infallible race non-radar either. In all truthiness, many people mistake Meeks for Fidel Castro!
2. ↑ Did he take his oath of office with his hand on a copy of Funny Lady?
3. ↑ Which probably explains why he spends so much time at those bars in Washington "talking"

Gregory Meeks
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 6th" district of the state of New York