Grits

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Grits are an American Southern tradtional foodstuff consisting of hominy, corn, butter and possibly lard.

Dr. Stephen Colbert (favorite son of South Carolina) eats them as a traditional mid-videotape-roll-in snack^{Episode #330}

Varieties

• stone-ground yellow
• white grits
• whole kernel hominy

Preparation

If your stove obeys the laws of physics and you are not using magic grits, the following applies

• throw the following ingredients into a pot:
  • instant grit mix
  • 2 pounds of butter
  • a pound of bacon
• heat on stovetop until boiling
• cooks in 20 minutes

One may, if one chooses, to add a secret ingredient: can of Whoop Ass^{Episode #330}

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