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Guns
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.

Babies' First Arm

All You Need to Know

America's first and most sacred freedom.

Guns are one of our few defenses against bears and sharks. Another defense is cheese but in small amounts or it could make you French. Guns also keep the hippie Canadians,illegal immigrants and liberal government at bay. If you do not own a gun, you are not American.