Bud Cummins

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Bud Cummins is a former U.S. Attorney from Little Rock, Arkansas who wasn't cagey enough to appropriately please the Greatest Administration Ever. So he lost his job, but that was his own fault and not politically motivated in any way.

[edit] Who Fired Bud Cummins?

• Alberto Gonzales

• Paul McNulty Paul McNulty Paul McNulty

• Monica Goodling

• Karl Rove

• Sara Taylor

• Harriet Miers

• Michael Elston

• Dan Bartlett

• Tim Griffin

• The Greatest President Ever

• Barney

• Jesus

• Prof. McDoc

No one knows who made the decision to fire Bud Cummins.

• Kyle Sampson? No such person exists.

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