Halle Berry

Halle Berry
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

Halle Berry
is a Wikiality.com "Certified Chick!"
You Go Girl!

Halle Berry
has earned Al Franken's COMMUNIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

Halle Berry is black. She thinks she is the only black person to win an Oscar. Is She? Stephen Colbert can't tell since he is colorblind.

Halle is unmarried and was pregnant. She has no values. She is a member of the Hollywood Pregnancy Association. She said on the Oprah Winfrey show that she would never get married which makes her communist.

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