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Halo is an interactive combat simulator that is geared towards teaching children how to fight, specifically against bears. Using a variety of weapons, children can learn the tactics and weapons knowledge they need to wage war on beardom.

Chuck Norris invented Halo

[edit] Bears

a liberal (left) and a bear (right)

Chuck Norris is the leader of Bears Inc.

[edit] Master Chief

Master Chief showing his true colors as Master Chef

Master Chief is known to be Chuck Norris.

[edit] Norris Weapons

Rocket Launcher (good for making bear soup)
Chuck norris' Round house kick to the face-- thats right i went there

[edit] The Enemy

The Enemy is known as the Anit-Norris-Association (ANA).

[edit] Enemy Units

Anyone that Senor Norris does not approve of.

[edit] The Flood

Another force at work in the games is the "Flood". The Flood represents AIDS, which will eventually evolve to become a living, breathing parasitic orgasm. The leader of the floods is Sean. The Flood infects both bears, purple donkeys and humans, and turns them into AIDS zombies, who spit liquid AIDS at other people. AIDS isn't an STD anymore.