Hank Williams Jr.

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Hey Ma!
Pack your banjo and chewin' t'backer, we fixin' to enjoy us some
Hank Williams Jr.
It's Giuliani Time!
Sir Rudy says Hank Williams Jr.
makes him want to shake his booty.


[edit] Bocephus

Hank Williams Jr. was born in Scotland in 1667, fought the English at the battle of Horseshoe Bend, and was Knighted by King Richard Branson. Was awarded the Congressional Medal of Freem by the Congress of the United States after his heroic actions at the Jimmy Carter Rabbit Attack incident.

He also has a music career. Nothing like Mr. Keith. He sings about the South, and Dixie, and Pride. He fought a duel with Wynonna Judd, and fought to a draw because, "That's how they do it in Dixie."

[edit] Musical Accomplishments

  • Veteran of the battle of Los Angeles
  • Winner of the prestigious Garth Brooks award for patriotism at the CMT awards
  • Widely mistaken as a member of Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • Wrote "All my rowdy friends" and dedicated it to his highschool sweetheart, Lee Greenwood.
  • Convinced Kid Rock to become Christina Aguilera
  • Founding member of KISS
  • Wounded during Woodstock '99 when a portajohn he was in got caught in a mudslide.

Won every award known to man, even some he's not nominated for:

  • Won an Oscar for his work on Pay it Forward
  • Won an Academy Award for his role as the father in Purple Rain
  • Won a Grammy for writing the song "I write the songs..."
  • Tesh is his son

[edit] Influences

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