Happy Feet
From Wikiality
The children's movie secretly written by Al Gore and funded by George Soros, Barbra Streisand and Michael Moore.
Ben Affleck also voiced the gay penguin.
The movie was created with the sole purpose of making The Baby Jesus cry.
- it is animated--children love animated movies and The Baby Jesus is America's greatest child
- it is about non-bear furry animals--children love non-bear furry animals and The Baby Jesus loves everything except bears
- it stars Carlos Alazraqui, the man who voiced the Taco Bell chihuahua in those commercials--children love yappy, pathetic, shivering beasts smaller than they are because it makes them feel important and The Baby Jesus is no different. His Father is always trying to make him feel bad about being raised by a single mom and everything...
But you can see how this movie is designed to achieve one goal: The Shedding of The Holy Tears of Our Lord and Savior.
