Heinz

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Picture of the Nazi-colored Heinz logo. Note the "Premier" food company... why didn't they just say "Der Fuhrer"?
Picture of the Nazi-colored Heinz logo. Note the "Premier" food company... why didn't they just say "Der Fuhrer"?

Heinz is the maker of Communist approved cat soup products.

About

Heinz Corporation is owned by the bitch wife of John Kerry. She hates America and has been photographed making love to bears in her spare time.

Heinz also has a bit of a Nazi ring to it. Like when Nazis march, they're always saying "Heinz, zwei, drei, vier" and whenever Colonel Klink is calling someone (besides Schultz) it's always "Heinz".

Coincidence...or $cientology?




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