Help:Starting a new page

Before you start. . .

Please consider the following:

• Be interested in the subject - you have opinions about things you're interested in. Given that they're relatively Colbert-centric, those opinions could easily be placed into satirical form.
• Be informed about the subject - anyone can write an article with vague generalities and common knowledge but that results in mostly mocking the subject rather than satirizing it. A little research goes a long way.
• No hope for rescue - don't fully rely on someone else to come along and rescue your article from certain death. When you go to create an article, see to it that it has some level of quality put into it from the start.
• Give us a hint - especially if you're writing a stub, we should have some idea as to what satirical angle or theme the article should stick to. A stub should attempt to be the thesis statement for the entire article from start to finish.