Henry Clay

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"THIS DACTYLIC MENACE MUST CHOW HAMBURGER BUNIONS DURING BEAR SEX!"
I fear what I don't understand, and I don't understand this.
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Henry Clay is an immortal vampire who posed as a congressman in the mid-1800s. Nowadays he lives in the vast catacombs beneath the Washington Monument where Dick Cheney feeds him peanut butter on a stick once a week. More will be added to this article as information is gathered.

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