Henry Hyde

Henry Hyde
was a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 6th" district of the state of Illinois

"I am not gay!"

Representative Hyde with The Greatest Vice President Ever

Henry Hyde was a representative of Illinois in the correct political party.

He defended America against attacks from Baby Killers and out-of-control penii.

He was best known for not being gay.

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