Hippity-hop
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A form of liberal "music" which glorifies "bustin a cap'n sum punk ass bitch pigs head" (thats Hippity-hop for shooting police), "big booty having hoes" (glorifing obesity and promiscuality among women), and "fuckin' up da man" (obviously an attack on Our President and the government of the United States). While some Hollywood liberals have denoted this as music an expressive outlet for urban oppressed minorities we true Americans know this is a lie because true Americans don't see race, they see Americans.
One bright side to all their little shenanigans, is that they espouse three American values, being rich through hard work (pimpin' ain't ez, as they would say), guns (gatz to all you "homie G skillitz" out there), and Jesus whom they reference after receiving any award or asked who they owe their success to.
Unfortunately many have now teamed up with The MTV and The United Nations to promote The UN's global domination agenda. That means we all as good Americans have to burn their albums in protest of this unholy alliance, so they will know we the people, and consumers, disapprove of this action. Once successful we can then return to burning them for their lyrics and themes that are destroying America.
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[edit] Musical Roots
Rap which aptly serves the acronim Retard Attempting Poetry was invented on the "west side."... this statement only seems to hold true on the west coast though, as on the east side there is heated debate stating rap originated on the "east side". Truly puzzling...
If rap were in fact, music, it would have roots, but seeing that it does not have any musical credit, it has no roots... Much like a tree with no roots. If it were real music, then the Best President ever would surly have some on iPod One.
[edit] Stylistic Movements
[edit] Early Pioneers
Louis and Clark were early Pioneers... Rap isn't music; therefore it lacks Pioneers.
[edit] Styles Influenced By Hippity-Hop
The street culture, thug culture, and violence culture all claim to be based from rap, but as we all know, these are all influenced by video games.
[edit] The Hippity-Hop Versus The Rap
Rap is what Kanye West makes, and Kanye West is a moron.
[edit] Modern Hippity-Hop Stars
[edit] More Hippity-Hop To American Translations
| "Hippity-hop/American Translation" | |
|---|---|
| American Phrase | Hippity-hop Phrase |
| Hello. | yo, yo yo! |
| What is the news today, my friend? | Wassup, mah homes? |
| Want to go hunting with me and Dick? | We's gonna bust a cap in yo ass! |
| My friend, Ann Coulter is gorgeous! | That Ann Coulter is one fine biyatch dawg! |
| Im hungry | Yo, my shotazle is ruzzalazzaling, need to go shizle a sizzle ma homie! Yo |
[edit] See Also
- Stephen Colbert's Hiphopketball: A Jazzebration
- Stephen Colbert's Hiphopketball 2: The Rejazzebration Remix '06
- MC Mo' Willy
- MC Rove
