Hippie Jesus
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Jesus was not nor will he ever be a long haired, sandal wearing, Jewish peacenik with radical ideas that upset the establishment - these are insidious lies!
He also hated the idea of being nice to non-Christians, considered taking care of corporations far more important than caring for the poor, and was against any form of Gun Control.
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[edit] The Legend of Hippie Jesus
The Legend of Hippie Jesus started when some loser said out loud "hey maybe we should try this 'turn the other cheek thing' and smoke some weed!" Since then the followers of this heretical sect have popped up in almost every branch of Christianity (even in the Vatican!)
[edit] Eye witless account
Jesus is a Stoner. Honestly, don't tell me that from one look, the dude isn't a Hippie who's always high on something. He knows what the best weed is, grows his own and knows not to touch Heroin, because that's bad- M'kay?
[edit] His numbers grow
[edit] See Also
[edit] The following are followers of this cult
[edit] Notable Christian leftists
[edit] Ireland
[edit] South Africa
- Nelson Mandela, former South African president
- Desmond Tutu, former Anglican Archbishop of South Africa
[edit] United States
[edit] Leaders (political)
- Tim Ryan U.S. congressman
- Walt Brown, ex-Oregon state Senator, Socialist Party USA
- William Jennings Bryan Three Time Presidential nominee.
- Jimmy Carter, humanitarian and former President
- Robert Casey, former Pennsylvania governor
- Nick Clooney Roman Catholic activist/Congressional candidate
- Diane Drufenbrock, nun, Socialist Party USA
- John Edwards, Former United States Senator and past Presidential candidate
- Al Gore, Former Vice President of the United States and activist
- Thomas J. Hagerty, founding member of IWW
- Ammon Hennacy, Wobbly
- Hubert Humphrey, Former Vice President of the United States
- Jesse Jackson, politician and civil rights leader
- John Lewis, U.S. congressman and civil rights leader
- Barack Obama, junior senator from Illinois, and current presidential candidate
- George McGovern Methodist, former Senator for South Dakota and Democratic nominee for the Presidency
- Walter Mondale, Former Vice President of the United States
- Brian P. Moore, Socialist Party USA
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President
- Norman Thomas, Socialist Party of America presidential candidate
- Gaberiel K. Ross, City Council Member, Johnstown, PA, Social Democratic Party of America
- Al Sharpton, 2004 Democratic presidential candidate and civil rights leader
- Harry S. Truman, President
- Robert Drinan, Congressman and Roman Catholic Jesuit priest.
- Frank P. Zeidler, ex-Mayor of Milwaukee, Socialist Party USA
- Frank Ford (farmer)
[edit] Leaders a/o activists (civil)
- Rosey Grier
- Joseph Cardinal Bernardin Bishop
- Tony Campolo, Baptist evangelist and sociologist
- William Sloane Coffin, Jr., UCC minister and peace activist
- Daniel Berrigan, Catholic priest & peace activist
- Kim Bobo, founder, Interfaith Worker Justice
Stephen Colbert, host of The Colbert Report and Sunday School Teacher- John Cort, writer, editor for Commonweal, Peacework, Religious Socialism
- Jerome Davis, labor organizer and sociologist
- Dorothy Day, Catholic Worker Movement cofounder, Wobbly
- James A. Forbes, minister at Riverside Church
- Tom Gabel, Anarcho-Catholic and Punk Rock Icon
- Jeannine Gramick, Roman Catholic nun and founder of New Ways Ministry
- Thomas Gumbleton, Roman Catholic bishop of Detroit and social activist
- Coretta Scott King, civil rights activist and wife of Martin Luther King, Jr.
- Martin Luther King, Jr. - Nobel Prize winning civil-rights activist.
- Rev. Joseph Lowery Civil Rights Leader who humiliated GW Bush.
- Barry W. Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State
- Pauli Murray, first female Episcopal minister and co-founder of the National Organization for Women
- Mike Papantonio
- Charles Owen Rice, Catholic priest, labor leader, and civil rights activist
- Frank Schaeffer
- Katherine Jefferts Schori, Presiding Bishop of the Episcopal Church
- Jim Wallis, editor of Sojourners Magazine
- Shane C [2]
- Barry Welsh Congressional Candidate and Minister (United Methodist Church)
- Jeremiah Wright crazy pastor of the Trinity United Church of Christ
- Cindy Sheehan peace activist.
- Rev. Lennox Yearwood Veteran and anti-Iraq War Activist
- Philip Berrigan, anti-war activist
- Rev. Robert Drinan, - former U.S. Congressman from Massachusetts
- Leonardo Boff, Liberation Theology activist ([3])
- César Chávez Mexican American labor and social activist
- Karl Keating - Catholic writer and apologist who created Catholic Answers
- Charles Kekumano - activist Hawaiian priest
- Angelo Liteky - former priest, soldier, activist
- Georges Pire - "Peace University" and Nobel Peace Prize for work with refugees ([4])
- Mitch Snyder, - convert; advocate for the homeless
- Rev. George Foreman
- Rev Richard Penniman AKA Little Richard
- Peter Boyle actor, studied to be a Priest.
- Martin Sheen Roman Catholic activist/actor.
- Carmen Trotta Roman Catholic pacifist
[edit] Thinkers
- Peter Agre, awarded the Nobel Prize for Chemistry [5]
- Chris Hedges
- Stanley Hauerwas, theologian and ethicist
- Anne Lamott, author
- Brian McLaren, Emerging Church Leader
- Troy Perry, founder of Metropolitan Community Church
- Walter Rauschenbusch, social gospel thinker
- Anthony Paul Kennedy Shriver Son of Sargent Shriver member of the Kennedy family holds a Degree in Theology.
- John Shelby Spong, retired bishop and liberal political activist
- Kathleen Kennedy Townsend A Kennedy.
- Cornel West, theologian, academic, activist
- Jim Winkler leading member of the United Methodist Church
