Hollywood Pregnancy Association
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The Hollywood Pregnancy Association is an association of Pregnant women in Hollywood. It was started by Christina Aguilera who is a great American and better yet a Roman Catholic.
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[edit] Good Pregnancies
The following pregnant women have values because they are married and pregnant:
- Jennifer Garner
- Charlene
[edit] Past Good Pregnancies
(These Women were married when they gave birth and have values.)
- Gwyneth Paltrow [Two Children: Apple (B. 2004) & Moses (B. 2006)]
- Christina Aguilera (Gave Birth: January 12, 2008 to her son Max Liron Bratman)
- Jennifer Lopez (Gave Birth: February 22, 2008 to twins; A boy named Max and a Girl named Emme)
- Sarah Palin (Gave birth to fifth child in April of 2008)
- Nicole Kidman (Gave birth to a Girl named "Sunday" on July 8, 2008)
- Martie Maguire (Gave Birth to a Girl; Harper Rosie Maguire on July 25, 2008)
- Gwen Stefani (Gave Birth to second child; a boy named "Zuma" on August 21, 2008. Gave birth to First child; a boy named Kingston in 2006.)
[edit] Bad Pregnancies
The following women are pregnant and are unmarried. They are hurting The Baby Jesus. The following pregnant women who do not have values are:
[edit] Past Bad Pregnancies
(for people whose 9 Month term has completed or has been completed via Abortion or miscarriage)
- Oprah Winfrey (miscarriage)
- Lilly Allen (miscarriage in 2007)
- Nicole Richie (Gave Birth January 11, 2008 to her daughter Harlow Winter Kate Madden)
- Halle Berry (Gave Birth to a Girl on March 16, 2008)
- Jessica Alba (Gave birth to a girl named Honor on June 8, 2008)
- Jamie Lynn Spears (Gave birth to a Girl on June 18, 2008)
- Angelina Jolie (Gave Birth to twins in Paris, France on July 13, 2008 and a Girl in 2006)
[edit] Excommunicated Members/Denied Membership
- Britney Spears (Because Christina Aguilera hates her and because she dated a Muslim. This means that he must hate Christina's Jewish Husband.)
- Oprah Winfrey
