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Contents 1 The Gospels 1.1 Matthew 1.1.1 Important Verses 1.2 Mark 1.2.1 Important Verses 1.3 Luke 1.4 John 1.5 Paul 1.6 George 1.7 Ringo 1.8 Elvis 1.9 Stephen 1.10 Santa Claus 1.11 Bush

[edit] The Gospels

[edit] Matthew

Truthiest of the Gospels, Goodest book in the "GOOD BOOK"

[edit] Important Verses

• Matthew 15:3-6

[edit] Mark

Mark, the other 'M' Gospel.

It should be overlooked due to the lack of hate therein.

[edit] Important Verses

• Mark 7:9-7:11

[edit] Luke

Inspiration and central character in the "STAR WARS" stories.

[edit] John

Like his bathroom counterpart, John is cool, clean, and functional, but no one likes to mention him.

[edit] Paul

Wrote some fine Gospel, but also pulled off a solo career.

[edit] George

Not very wordy, but did some truthientious work to free Bangladesh from Islamdom.

[edit] Ringo

Truthy but you wouldn't know it form the name.

[edit] Elvis

Spent alot of time "whitnessing" the pleasures of the flesh.

[edit] Stephen

Week Nights on Comedy Central.

[edit] Santa Claus

Once a year, if you're GOOD!

[edit] Bush

Greatest of the gospels he has done his truthiest work in describing to the nation how much better he is than Hillary Clinton or Kerry