Home
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A home (or house) is a property which is owned by a bank and for which workers pay rent in order to have a place to sleep between jobs, drinking binges and jail.
Part Of The American Dream
A home is the essential component of the American Dream. Every young man dreams of owning his own home (or castle) complete with a two-car garage. He dreams of returning to the bosom of his home and his loving family ready to tend to his every needs.
The children will be watching the TV, while eating their before-dinner snack, while the wife will be in the kitchen preparing the dinner. Or, if she has been sufficiently trained, the dinner will be moments from being served just as daddy comes home from working all day.
Who Can Own A Home
Before the market corrections, mostly anyone could get a home, even illegal immigrants, through lax restrictions on the distribution of home loans (also known as sub-prime loans). Thanks to the credit adjustments in the free markets, those undeserving of a house are now realizing that America can't handle so many losers owning property.
Who Is Allowed To Own More Than One Home
A Homeowner's Best Friend: The Homeowners' Association!
How Homes Came To Be
Various Architectural Styles
Activities Commonly Performed Inside The Home
Activities Commonly Performed Outside The Home, While Still On The Property
Rooms Commonly Found Inside A Home
What Can Be Found Outside The Home
Luxuries, Devices Or Appliances That Fill Up The Home
Utilities Forced Into, Or Sucked Out Of The Home By The Overly-intrusive City Or County Government
- water
- sewage
- electricity
- cable television
- phone service
- the internets
- fluoride
