Homeless
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The Homeless are just like "homeful" people except for that they are lazy, without a house, and coincidentally enjoy the great outdoors. The homeless are that way because they want to be. In addition, it is no coincidence that a proportionately high level of homeless people live in areas where there is also a proportionately high level of unemployment. This truth just reflects the laziness of the general population.
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Who Are The Homeless?
As previously mentioned, homeless people are generally that way because either, they would rather ___ than live in a house, or because God wants them to be homeless (see: Natural Disaster). Gypsies
Who Aren't The Homeless?
Veterans are one segment of the population that is in no danger whatsoever of ever becoming homeless.
"Papa Bear" Bill O'Reilly has personally assured us of this, much to the despair of the adulterous John Edwards.


