Homer, New York

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Homer, NY was founded by pot-smoking inbread Canadian Hippies in the year 1669 A.D. This city is so immensely queer that it lacks a mayor, Republican Headquarters, and a church.

Homer, New York
Mayor:	Larry Craig
City Motto:	"Love Thy Sibling"
Nickname:	Land of the Rising Queer
Theme Song:	Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Population:	Canada - π
Standard MPH:	How fast does a bear walk?
Principal industries:	Pot, Gay Canadian Inbreds, Bacon
Fun Fact # 1:	In a recent international study Homer was found to be the most bear-loving, embryonic stem-cell researching city in the world.

Contents 1 Homer, New York History 2 Homer, New York Today 3 Popular Ethnic Neighborhoods In Homer, New York 4 Homer, New York Landmarks 5 Famous People From Homer, New York 6 A Typical Day In Homer, New York 7 Strange Laws in Homer, New York

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