Honeydew Melon
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If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.
Call Reverend Dr.
House if you start feeling symptoms from eating non-Honeydew melons.
Those are some nice melons you got there.
The American Honeydew Melon is more melon-y and tastier than the cantaloupe, watermelon, or any other pussy melon. According to
Stephen Colbert, "If honeydew is ripe, I think it's the king of all melons." Eating any other melon besides honeydew usually causes
gayness, tree-hugging, Communistic tendencies, and
flag burning. If you accidently injest a melon that you mistake for honeydew, call a doctor or preacher immediately.
