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A hot dog is what God and his son, Jesus, eat while they are enjoying a lazy Sunday fishing.

A hot dog, also known as a hotdog, is an all-American food only truly enjoyed by worthy Americans who observe the ways of truthiness. America invented the hot dog when a family of raccoons got lost in a toothpaste factory. Those who claim that hot dogs are "unhealthy" or "made of pig intestines" are either gay, vegetarian, liberal, or terrorists. Terrorists hate hot dogs. Gays use the hot dog in inappropriate ways. Vegetarians blaspheme against the hot dog. Liberals are just bad so their opinion on the hot dog doesn't matter.

[edit] Presidential Hot Dog Lunch

The greatest honor anyone can ever have is to have presidential lunch with the greatest president ever over dish of all-American all-beef hot dogs.

[edit] Hot Dog Trivia

• When you eat hot dogs, you also eat insects!^{Episode #354}
• Our own Stephen Colbert holds the America's Planet Record for most hot dogs consumed in 10 minutes. He ate 112½ hot dogs.
• When buying Canadian Hot Dog, be sure to check its ingredients. Canada has not outlawed dog meat. In 2003, the health inspector said that it is not illegal to sell and eat the meat of canine as long as the meat has been inspected. The meat is usually from the Husky or other arctic breeds and the practice of eating them dates back to time of the natives.