Hulk Hogan
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Hulk Hogan is a real American, who fights for the rights of every man. Hulk Hogan is the leader of a REAL AMERICAN movement known as Hulkamania. This movements involves taking your vitamins, saying your prayers and eating your vegetables. Some would compare Hulk Hogan to moses that would be an understatement as the Hulkster could easily take moses in a cage match. Hulk Hogan is a proud american and he will fight for whats right against the evil forces of The Iron Shiek, The Million Dollar man, Hilary Clinton, , The Macho Man and his Slim Jims, Bears, The Genius Lanny Poffo and The evil Dungeon of Doom.
Hulk Hogan has recently created a fictional mirror image of himself which is more down to earth then his true immortal, justice fighting, bear stomping true persona. He pretends to be getting old and to have bad knees when this is not true. And infact he is in the best condition of his immortal life and is just waiting to shock the world by bringing Hulkamania back into the forefront.
[edit] Championships won
six time WWF/WWE World Championship six time WCW Champion Real American Mr America Immortal The Hearts of all True Americans
FACTOIDS
24 inch pyton actually refers to his penis size
the cousin of the incredible hulk
bald since birth
hollywood hogan is a godless, gay loving wrestler that should be destroyed
