IRA

From Wikiality

The IRA, not to be confused with your "cousin Ira", is to England United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland as Al Qaeda and Obama Osama bin Laden is to us Freedom Loving Americans.

Because its all the way over there, and not over here, this conflict may seem to be of little value. I mean, come on people, its not in America, so its not important. However as it turns out it is of particular interest to every decent and patriotic American with BALLS 'cos we must fight them over there so that we don't have to fight them over here.

A fun fact: you cannot spell "Iran" without "IRA." Did that just blow your mind? It should, and consequently, it should also make you drop a load.

[edit] What about them?

Well we're a little busy on the Iraq war right now. When finally do beat them over there (and we will soon!), we'll start fighting them and helping those strawberry eating, tea-drinking Brits over there.

[edit] Airline security

As IRA is recognized as a terrorist organization, its members are scrutinized and prevented from flying. If you have the misfortune of having "Ira" as a name, then you may have discovered that you can't fly anymore. Sorry, but that's what you get for living in a world since nine eleven.