I May Have Had Sex With Larry Craig

From Wikiality

More liberals desperate to hurt America are coming out of the woodwork to stake their claim on the hottest, non-homosexual posterior ever!

Wikiality.com has been contacted by the Republican National Party to provide a space for other people who want to ride this poor man out of the Senate.

Please sign in below if you have had sex with Mr. Craig or if there was discussions regarding the possibility of having sex with Mr. Craig. Please also indicate where this alleged incident took place.

I May Have Had Sex With Larry Craig

• Mark Foley, congressional bathroom, Hart Senate Building
• Trent Lott, Senate coke coat room
• Your Mom, The little boys room at Denny's
• Bob Allen, In the dark (Bob likes it dark)
• Ted Haggard, In a Meth lab
• Anonymous, Scientology Celebrity Center, Los Angeles, California
• His wife, In a very painful place.