Ice-crimes

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Ice-crimes refers to an injustice that is directed towards any of America's favorite cold, tasty, milk-based treats.

Reference

Pot-heads will eat anything...

This is in reference to Willie Nelson's controversy where he wanted to add "weed" to his "Country Peach Cobbler", but Ben and Jerry misheard him and added "wheat" instead. This mis-understanding lead to the recall of over 200,000 pints of the flavor which is still not as good as Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream or Stephen Jr.'s AmeriFlown Dream.

Silly hippie, pot is illegal.

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