InfraGard

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ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.

The badge only a few choice Americans are privileged to hide in their wallets next to their conceal and carry and bear hunters licenses.

Not really a part of the government, but not really not the government, InfraGard is a loose coalition of people who just decided to get together to do something about terrorists in America!

[edit] Proof InfraGard Loves America

The ACLU hates it. They whine about The Surveillance-Industrial Complex and worry about well-intentioned corporations helping the government make sure nobody's talking about terrorism on their cell phones or tubes.

[edit] See Also

• Privatize
• Fairfax Group
• Michael Hershman
• Blackwater
• Diebold
• FBI
• Homeland Security
• American Enterprise Institute
• American Conservative Union
• Citizens United
• Nuclear Threat Initiative

[edit] Tube Sources

• InfraGard report
• InfraGard interview

Oh No!
InfraGard
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!