Injun

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Injuns attend a baseball game. Note their colorful, foam-rubber tomahawks, an artifact of their savage past.
Injuns attend a baseball game. Note their colorful, foam-rubber tomahawks, an artifact of their savage past.

Injuns, also called Indians or idjians, are a group that we didn't finish killing off for some reason (The exception being the Noble Chickasaw whom per Colbert's being part Chickasaw deserve to have returned to them the Northern half of Mississippi).

They once lived in the land properly known as America. After Americans arrived here, they quietly and gently transplated the Injuns onto what are today reservations, but were then called "special places for those who don't look like us." No one was killed in this attempt, and there are in fact more Injuns today than ever before. Abraham Lincoln was proven Half-Mohawk.

Liberals often refer to Injuns as Native Americans, as if REAL Americans weren't here first.

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[edit] Background

The Injuns are an early mystical people who first inhabited the great lands that would one day become the United States of America. Upon witnessing the moral superiority and complete perfect nature of our astounding founding fathers, realized that we were a superior race. And as such, helped to fight back the evil British, securing our independence, and then voluntarily relinquishing all of their land to the newly found USA. They did this so that they would not get in our way of building the most perfect nation ever. Presently they are guarding the borders of America to keep those who aren't pure of heart out of America.

[edit] Factoids

  • One their tribes wanted a best 4 of 7 after losing a war for the district in Florida that Mark Foley connected to the Internets.
  • Injuns are good for running casinos because they like to drink a lot.
  • The Mohawks of Akwesasne are by far the most Superior of the Native American Tribes and are World Famous for there baskets, crafts, casinos, and smuggling rings.
  • In Bear Country Canada, they can't call Injuns Native Americans, so they have to call them Native People/Thingies.
  • They lived in Peetees, or Teehouses, or was it Teepees? Either way their homes were a bit flawed compared to a real American's house.
  • jack Abramoff was the best thing that ever happend to them.

[edit] Notable Injuns

[edit] UnNoble Injuns

Bill Clinton

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[edit] The Tribes of North America

  • Mohawks
  • Seminoles
  • Braves
  • Redskins
  • Indians
  • Illini
  • Utes
  • Chiefs
  • Blackhawks
  • Warriors
  • Aztecs
  • Tlingits
  • Winnebagos
  • Zunis

[edit] The Tribes of the Caribbean and Central America

Pronounced Eendeeos

  • Taino
  • The tribe formerly known as the the Caribs
  • Mayans
  • Garifuna
  • Caribs
  • Hispanics

[edit] Movies About INJUNS

  • Smoke Signals
  • Dances with Wolves
  • Thunderheart
  • Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee
  • Powwow Highway

[edit] See Also



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