Intelligent Design
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Abbreviated as: I.D., sometimes D.T.(for divine truth).
Intelligent Design is the truth that God created the Earth and all of the Universe around 6000 years ago, shortly before the Chinese.
Intelligent design is the scientific fact that God created the universe(for more information about that, read the Bible). It is opposed by the theory of evolution, that was created by godless liberal communist(and probably Muslim)monkeys, as was Darwin himself.
After all it makes perfect sense that God would create the Universe in exactly 7 days even though the sun and the earth weren't created for the first couple of these.
It also makes perfect sense that he wouldn't create man and woman at the same time but would create Adam first (while speaking about himself in plural) and create Eve some time later from Adams rib.
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True Christian Believers
Proponents of Intelligent Design include school boards such as Dover, Pennsylvania.
It is estimated that after the Second Coming, Jesus will eventually settle down to become a science teacher in Topeka, Kansas; thereby necessitating the proper cleansing of evolutionary theory from its wordy science books.
The most powerful concept behind ID is irreducibly complex, the biological equivalence to perfected.
Haters
Warning!
Evolution falsiness is extremely dangerous. It can lead to thinking, which can cause serious brain damage. If exposed to evolution for more than ten minutes, please consult your personal pastor.
Biologists such as Richard Dawkins continue to maintain that complex structures such as the human eye are just a result of happenstance - an accident of evolution.
Unfortunately, the emergence of Jar Jar Binks mars the case for the intelligence of the design. Just when we were recovering from disco! Don't panic, this too shall pass.
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See Also
- Jesus
- Creationism
- The Project Runway knock-off, "Project Eugenics"
