Iran
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IRAN 
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| Capitol: | Terroran |
| Official Languages: | Anti-semitic, Persian, Jihad |
| Leaders: | Supreme Leader, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, The Blue Meanies (pictured above) |
| National Anthem: | "Kill the Jew" |
| Population: | Completely mooslim |
| Climate: | Steamy |
| Principal imports: | British & American hostages |
| Principal exports: | Terrorists |
| Principal industries: | Oil, and that's it |
| Most famous for: | Hating America, Jews, and Freedom |
| Fun Fact #1 | Iran is America under the Carter administration |
The Islamic Terrorist Theocracy of Iran is a primarily moo-slim country run by a president with a name that Stephen can't pronounce, making it officially unpronounceable.
President Bush has helped America many times by making sure we understand that it isn't Iraq. It’s next to Iraq! It is also a part of The Axis of Evil.
While President Ahmedi-howeveryousayit-nejad is the public face to Iran's Regime, the real power lies with the Clerics known as The Blue Meanies. The Blue Meanies despise all forms of expression and are working on developing an arsenal of weapons of mass blueification to remove all forms of entertainment from public life.
Everyone from Iran is evil...they outlawed Stephen Colbert from the T.V. because they couldn't handle the truthiness.
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[edit] Enemy of America
Iran repeatedly defies the Greatest President Ever by continuing its nucular program. The President of Iran intends on killing the Jews in Israel. Iran sends weapons and money to Al Qaeda, Hamas, the Taliban, and Hezbollah, making them our enemy in the Freemerican Victernity Made in China. America will eventually bring democracy to the Iranians in return for their oil.
[edit] War With Iran
America has always been at war with Iran. Always.
[edit] Gays In Iran
There are no gays in Iran, period. Iran solves the gay population problem by elective sex-reassignment surgery[1]. If you are an Iranian androphilic man, the Iranian government will pay for your elective sex-reassignment surgery to turn you into a woman in the name of Allah to cure you of gayism. If you are an Iranian gynophilic woman, the Iranian government will pay for your elective sex-reassignment surgery to turn you into a man in the name of Allah to cure you of gayism. This approach has reached 100% effectiveness and rid Iran of all gays.
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