Israel
From Wikiality
The state of Israel 
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| Capital: | Jerusalem |
| State Flower | Four Leaf Clover |
| Official Language: | Jewish? |
| State Bird: | Stephen Jr. |
| State Motto: | Shalom |
| Nickname: | Christkilleristan |
| King: | David |
| State Anthem: | Hitler is an Asshole |
| Population: | 3 billion |
| Principal imports: | Sudanese Refugees |
| Principal exports: | Jew Juice, Kosher, Uzis, Palestinians |
| Principal industries: | Bombing those damn terrorists |
| Fun Fact # 1: | Israel was created to stop Islam from spreading |
| Fun Fact # 2: | Israel was blessed by G^d and Jon Stewart |
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Support Israel at all costs so we can get raptured already!
Israel is a Jewish nation who's current government was recognized in 1948. Since theyre Christ killing scum, their job is to do America's dirty work by killing terrorists so we don't have to. After Israel became a nation they started kicking Arab ass and expanded its borders like Rachael Ray expands her gut after Christmas. Unfortunately, the surrounding Arabs were in the middle of building a backyard deck to the sea, and this new country totally wrecked their ocean view, so they keep attacking it. That, and something about dirty Infidels. We must protect and support Israel at all costs! Those who do not are not American! It should also be noted that all Israeli's love Christianity. They love christianity so much they killed Jesus.[1]
Israel's Army Kicks ASS!!!
In 1948, Israel attacked six Arab nations just because, and they won. Then in 1967, Syrians started shelling Israeli towns from the Golan Heights and the Egyptians blocked Israel's access to the Straits of Tiran and began massing its army in Sinai in response to the occupation of Palestine, but Israel bombed their air-fields before they could invade and kicked ass in six days. Then, in the sixties, Egypt tried to fight Israel, but Israel killed them all, then in the seventies, Egypt and Syria tried to fight again, but Israel took more of their land and killed them all again.
Israel after many wars, still has those dirty Arabs bombing them. Israel decided to bomb the hell out of Lebanon to retrieve two soldiers. Hezbollah, like the pussies they are, tried to fight back. After Israel kicked their ass, they committed suicide and Israel won the conflict.
Notable Achievements
- Creating streams of much-needed water, though salty, after the 2006 defeat to Lebanon terrorists
- Staging the Holocaust
- Buying American politicians
- Being able to convince Americans that they live in a democracy
- Spreading Jewish control
- Killing Jesus
