Italy

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Italy
drives on the wrong side of the road, and carries a man purse.
Must be European.
Italy, as seen from space.
Italy, as seen from space.
The entry to an Italian wonderland!
The entry to an Italian wonderland!

A nation which won the 2006 World Cup beating out France. Italy scored a GOAAAAALLLL for the United States in one game by accident.

This country is a member of the European Union.

Bicycling is a popular pasttime for young Italians
Bicycling is a popular pasttime for young Italians

[edit] Factoids about Italy

Italy is a nation that shares a number of similarities with Florida. If Florida is America's penis, Italy is Europe's foot. Also not unlike Florida, Italy has an annoying number of immigrants trying to get into the country via raft accross the Mediteranean Sea. These immigrants come from Africa, which may or may not exist; so most people don't actually worry about these immigrants because they don't care. Many Italian woman, to this day, are hesitant to lose their virginity before marriage. Therefore, oral and anal sex is much more prevelant.

Italy has some nice people who would take pitty on poor Americans if there were any. [1]



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