Ivory Tower

From Wikiality

Ivory Tower
has earned Al Franken's COMMUNIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

The Liberal's natural habitat. Note the gay-friendly rainbow.

The preferred living quarters of liberals.

It is from this phallic edifice that they sit upon their lofty thrones of elitism and make plans for the corruption and ultimate downfall of America.

It is in this place they make pronouncements demanding all those gay, bear-loving, commies who somehow exist in America be treated as if they are real human beings. Their lunacy knows no end.

Keep smiling and don't make any sudden movements.
By watching you, we're protecting you.

Ivory Tower
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Ivory Tower to the authorities.