James Baker
From Wikiality
James Baker III (born during the great depression) is the former Secretary of State, Treasury and Chief of Staff to American Hero and Former Greatest President Ever Ronald Reagan. James Baker is also the protector of democracy in Florida. James Baker has recently been seen as a hero protecting the Presidency of our Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush againist the hellbound Liberals who want to criticize his judgement of Invading Iraq. Also known as 'The Velvet Hammer,' James came up with a plan to deal with these anti-American liberal satanic demons and a plan to ensure that freedom forever stays on the march in Iraq that was not released until after the 2006 elections.
[edit] James Baker Freedom Factoids
- James loves America, he's from the south, so you know he loves America more than anyone else
- James is an American hero, he is for democracy and stands up for the Iraqi people and loves them with all his heart
- James makes The Baby Jesus smile for his Christian work. James is definitely going to heaven. Amen.
- Stephen is a bigger fan of James Baker III than James Baker I and James Baker II combined.
- James Baker and his wife Tammy Faye Baker hosted an evangelical television membership drive during the 1980's.


