Jason Jones

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Jason Jones
is a correspondent for "The Daily Show"
Jason Jones
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.


Jason Jones is a professional beer salesman, who has worked for Budweiser and currently shills for Molson. In addition to being skilled at the art of homosexual dance seduction, he had a recurring character on Queer as Folk which tells us that he is gay.

Despite the recorded evidence of his homosexuality, he has managed to breed with common whore-wife Samantha Bee. They have produced an accursed spawn christened "Piper Bee-Jones," who is frequently abused in Daily Show reports for the sake of yellow journalism. This child must be rescued from Bee and Jones, or it will surely die a soulless death.

At the moment he is currently seeking various methods of treatment for his gay-ness, at one point participating in Conservative Speed-dating with the help of scoring coach Joe Scarborough. If anyone can cure Jason, it's THAT guy.

For of his reports, he founds clips of Jon Stewart and Lewis Black insulting our President, followed by an edited clip making it look like Stephen Colbert thinks that George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein are similar. Yup, he sure is good at editing clips, but it didn't fool anyone.

Jason Jones is now ALSO married to John Oliver. You REALLY don't want to know what the children will look like.

At the 2008 Emmys, Jason Jones' extreme gayness attempted to overpower The Unquestionable Straightness of Stephen Colbert, as evidenced by several photos. Colbert placated the pathetic Jones by playing along, but later, we must assume, nothing super gay actually took place, as Stephen's heterosexuality is unshakable, like the Rock of Gibraltar or AIG.

[edit] Factoids

  • Had a huge hit in the early '90's with the song Right Here, Right Now
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