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When Stephen Colbert invented the internet in 1100 B.C., he needed a magical language to help program his computer. He unknowingly created the greatest language ever, called javascript. Javascript is best described as magic. With javascript, Stephen Colbert could do anything he wanted when ever he wanted. Javascript is programmed into all military weapons and is the key to fighting terrorism. Colbert, however, the only one who truly knows how to use the magical language we know as javascript. Stephen Colbert is the greatest man ever to live.

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