Jay-Z
From Wikiality
Mr. Z speechifying at the UN
Jay-Z (born Sean Carter) is a "Hip-Hopster" best known for being the possible new black friend of Dr. Stephen Colbert, as revealed in the December 2006 issue of GQ Magazine. The adopted son of former President and continuous enemy of America Jimmy Carter, Jay overcame his commie influnces to be come one of Americas most successful black entrepreneurs, and maker of sweet brown sugar love to the much more attractive Beyoncé Knowles.
Mr. Z belongs to Bono's Bonoschtapo, the secret cabal of musicians who teamed up with the UN to destroy everything dear to Our Glorious Stephen.
[edit] Stephen's Favorite Jay-Z Songs
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NOTE: Crazy In Love is too much of a Beyoncé song to make the list.


