Jean Schmidt

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Jean Schmidt
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America
Pickles' tailor
Pickles' tailor
Lookin' fa-u-lous in da howz!
Lookin' fa-u-lous in da howz!

Originally Laura Bush's tailor, Jean ran for congress and won the second district of Ohio on a platform of fashion, fashion, fashion!

The courageous congresswoman had the balls to call 'Vietnam veteran' John Murtha the coward he is. Well done, m'lady. Well done.










Jean Schmidt
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 2nd" district of the state of Ohio


This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until Jean Schmidt gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Jean Schmidt by unloading your gut onto this page.


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