Jenna Bush
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Seeded from the loins of The Greatest President Ever, Jenna Bush is one half of the first "First Twins". The first "Second Twins" are Karl Rove's breasts.
Jenna is the crazy, party-girl half of the duo. Together she and sister Babs defeated the evil liberal spawn of John Kerry during the infamous "Battle of the daughters" during the 2004 election. Jenna and her sister celebrated their victory by traveling to Argentina where they ran around their hotel naked screaming "go bushes!!".
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Has been Married
The announcement was made at the family ranch in Crawford. Jenna's fiance is named Henry Hager.
Wedding Gift Ideas
- barf-proof wedding dress
- morning-after pills (not that she doesn't already have them)
- Ann Coulter books
- Paris Hilton's book Non-vaginal Sex for Dummies
- Formula 401
- Ten crates of tequila
Playing on Jenna's iPoll
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God bless America. After a week of mourning and battery licking to forget it, Forbes reports the Greatest Presidential Daughter Ever is engaged. They met:
Please vote below or click here to see the results.
There were 59 votes since the poll was created on 17 Aug 2007 15:52:02 UTC.
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