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Jewish
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!

If you have a problem, blame these people, and you'll feel better. It works for me!

~Mel Gibson

Outside the L.A.P.D.

Did you know...

...that Jews started all wars?
or
...that Jews wear little hats called Harmonicas?

The Jewish people are mostly known for killing our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, without which none of the greatest acceptance speeches would be possible.

This murder can be seen in Mel Gibson's famous movie the Passion of the Christ originally entitled "The Golgotha Crucifixion Massacre". Many people mistakingly think that this movie was created because Mel Gibson hates the Jewish people, but this coudln't be further from the truth because Mel has plenty of Jewish friends (most notably, Geraldo). Despite this, he belives (truthily) that Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.

Jewish people aren't good spellers. For example, Chanukah is the way they spell Christmas. What they lack in spelling they make up in festives. They keep it rolling for eight days!!

There is a 75% chance Stephen is a Jew.

Those Jews know how to party!!