Jihadistan
From Wikiality
Jihadistan is the most evil place in the world. Imagine Cuba but with more arabs and bears, and fewer detention camps. According to the CIA Satan owns a timeshare in Jihadistan.
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Jihadistan, just like Crapistan, Islamistan and Pakistan is a vassal state ruled by a corrupt and incompetent sheik named Abu Bin Khomeni Michael Moore. Surrounded by thousands of male and female concubines, little is said or done in Jihadistan except evil things.
But then again its somewhere in the Middle East, so what else do you expect? If it hasn't been bombed yet, it will be soon.
Not that you should care any way. I mean come on people, its close to Africa and that kinda stuff. In fact some parts of it might even be in Africa, and so it may or may not exist.
People Unholy Abominations in Jihadistan
See for yourself...
Okay, for those of you who still don't get it... this place is full of suicide bombers, terrorists, terrorists who terrorize terrorists, bomb makers, scientists who invent new types of bombs... it's basically a self-sufficient Terrorist Utopia, if terrorists ever had a utopia, which they never will because they just keep blowing it up.
What do they do?
Most of the time, they simply wage Jihad against one another, killing themselves, each other, and frequently their families. It is not uncommon for many of them to randomly smash in to a house (usually their own) kill everyone inside in a furious and satanic blood frenzy, only to then realize that it was their wives and kids.
This is how they control their population, not unlike how China does.
Be warned however! They can quickly congregate into terrible crowds of jihading jihadists. When this happens, Israel usually saves the day by "bombing the arab out of them".
What should I do if I find a Jihadistani?
Run for your life. If there are air units nearby, however, call for an air-strike first. Another strategy is to show the Jihadistani a cartoon. Jihadistani's are very distracted by cartoons, especially if they are Danish.
