Job

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"Job"
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If you work hard, you'll get ahead as a Job

A job is something people have when their parents didn't love them enough to leave them money when they died. Some jobs are for lazy people. Most Americans love freedom and work hard. Paying taxes is a way to tell people that no matter how hard they work at their job, there will be people who want welfare.

[edit] Famous People with Useful Jobs

The following is a compiled list of famous people with useful jobs.

1. Stephen Colbert- Information Distributor
2. George W. Bush- Leader of the Free World
3. Heather Locklear- police woman
4. Ron Silver- gadfly
5. Kelsey Grammer- Psychiatrist
6. Fred Thompson- Judge
7. Tom Selleck - Detective
8. Arnold Schwarzenegger- professional politician
9. George Costanza- Architect
10. David Horowitz- Professor
11. Fred Grandy- Gopher
12. Phyllis Schlafly- Homemaker
13. Lynn Swann- token
14. Ricky Schroeder- Rancher
15. Bo Derek- model
16. Dennis Miller- comedian

[edit] See Also

• Halliburton
• Hard Workers
• Unions
• Paying Taxes
• What Mexicans Want